Thursday, December 17, 2009

Pre-Preview NFL (just 1 game)

Indianapolis at Jacksonville - I want so much for the Saints and Colts to play each other at 18-0 that I can't think straight.  This is an obvious trap game for the Colts and should be a good test for their defensive legitimacy.  I doubt the new regime is any different than the old regime, though, so they're going to start pulling starters for various non-injury "injuries."  As far as these two teams go?  Colts have a much better roster.  Manning should eat up the Jags the way he eats up everybody else.  Other than that, who cares?  He's enough to win all by himself and it would take more than a few twists in logic to choose anybody over Brees or Manning as MVP this year.  Sorry, C.J., you're awesome but you didn't beat the Colts.

EDITOR'S NOTE:  The Laugh-O Comedy Corporation regrets any confusion by the earlier posting of this article as it contained no purpole highlight denoting the author's expectations as to the final outcome of tonight's football contest between the Indianapolis Colts and the Jacksonville Jaguars.  That writer has been fired and will be replaced by a happy chimp in a costume.  You like that, right, fair readers?  And my way of addressing you personally in the prior sentence harkens back to all young people's love for Voltaire's Candide, does it not?  The full selection of professional football contests slated for action this weekend will be prognosticated upon in the coming 24 hours.